my son is more successful than yours

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 7:58:30

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning.

One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact; in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 20:08:02

Lol.
Heard this one before!

Post 3 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 22:14:18

I think I have too but it's still a good one. Guess who gets the last laugh... mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 5:59:38

lol that's good.

Post 5 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 18:15:08

lol that was nice. hahaha

Post 6 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:20:04

lol good.

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 18:48:15

Uh-uh! Wowitisosisoma! Es muy cómico!

Post 8 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 19:00:19

lol wow..

Post 9 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 3:59:55

Nice. Liked it.

Post 10 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Tuesday, 26-Oct-2010 8:45:24

I like this one. :)

Post 11 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 9:02:39

Man, this joke was awesome!!! loved this, gotta remember that!